Oakland Nights (feat. Sia) | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
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From Netflix's "The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience" . Featuring, Jenny Slate, Hannah Simone & Sterling K. Brown as Sia. Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in this long-form visual poem set in 1988. Watch & listen to the full length experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI LYRICS: Step into my crib everything smells like Cool Water And if you come to mine, you know it’s Drakkar Noir Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather I’m told the horse that it’s from could run fast and far Whooo, That shit is sexy Tell the maitre’d at your booty to expect me I’m solo and I’m flexin but don’t try to Soloflex me NordicTrack all day Squats in the living room, can I get a witness The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness Ohhh, so take of your guess, and let go of your stress Cause the classiest shit, is what comes next Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos Change outta your own clothes This athletic days but oh those Oakland Nights Silk robes and kimonos It’s our pleasure to loan those Pumps and pantsuits all day, All work, no play, no way It’s time for Oakland Nights In the bedroom champagne on ice I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light Your hair’s crimped, all frizzy cuz you frivolous I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish And I love the way your high-cut-thong make your butt long Now take em off but you know what to leave on Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos Peel off, your pleated polos These athletics days but oh those Oakland Nights Silk robes and kimonos I pound the taiko drum in your dojo Days in padded blazers, filing papers No more it’s time for Oakland Nights Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono You work hard days so you deserve the Oakland Nights We’re the Oakland Knights of the round table Plus I’ll take you out to pizza at the Round Table Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland But bring a change cause you can’t wear your silk robe in.
The Lonely Island Presents: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
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