Season 10
Two and a Half Men
23 EPISODES • 2012
Season 10 of Two and a Half Men was released on September 27 and consists of 23 episodes.

Season 9

Episodes

1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sep 27, 2012
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
2: A Big Bag of Dog
Oct 4, 2012
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Oct 11, 2012
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
4: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Oct 18, 2012
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Oct 25, 2012
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
6: Ferrets, Attack!
Nov 1, 2012
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Nov 8, 2012
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
8: Something My Gynecologist Said
Nov 15, 2012
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
9: I Scream When I Pee
Nov 29, 2012
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
10: One Nut Johnson
Dec 6, 2012
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Dec 13, 2012
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
12: Welcome to Alancrest
Jan 3, 2013
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Jan 10, 2013
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
14: Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Jan 31, 2013
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Feb 7, 2013
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Feb 14, 2013
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Feb 21, 2013
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
18: The 9:04 from Pemberton
Mar 7, 2013
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
19: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Mar 14, 2013
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Apr 4, 2013
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21: Another Night With Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 2013
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
22: My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 2013
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 2013
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
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